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THE PROFESSOR TREACLE MEMOIRS
INTIMATE MESSSandie & SueSue [ Ed. The following of the Professor’s recollections describes movie WSMXXX014 “ Sue’s First Messy Sex ” due for release 29th November 2013 and available In WSM Online Store ] Sue arranged to meet her younger friend Sandie to ask her advice because her boyfriend wants to have slapstick fun with her but she thinks it’s bizarre and doesn’t really want to. Sandie is astonished and tells her that it’s wonderful fun; she has often done it and always culminates in the most earth shattering sex. Sue is still unsure whether she wants to do it despite Sandie’s enthusiasm so Sandie suggests that Sue should invite her boyfriend to dinner. Sandie will also be there ( obstensively, for moral support ! ) playing the part of a ‘waitress’ and says that she will serve up all the messy food that they will need to have fun but only if she is allowed to get a piece of the action. Together, they plot that after Sue has been messed up she should leave the room to shower. Sandie would then get messy with her boyfriend. Sandie persuades Sue to wear her sexiest red dress, her most provocative sexy underwear and silky black stockings etc. for full erotic impact. “ But what about my lovely clothes – they’ll be wrecked ? ”. “ Trust me Sue, it’ll be worth it ! This is one experience every girl should have. ”. Sue still thinks that Sandie is totally crazy but tentatively agrees to go along with it as she is happy to try anything once. She also hopes that Sandie is right about the earth shattering sex ! Although all of this is part of a film storyline it was actually perfectly true – Sandie had been in slapstick sessions before and thoroughly enjoyed them and Sue had genuinely never done it before. I say that Sandie had done it before but, it turned out, only very minor stuff with some squirty cream on her naked body – never proper WSM style! Returning to the warmth of the studio, the next scene in the film moves to the dinner. The gorgeous Sandie, dressed as a very smart waitress, brings out the stuff and stands back to watch whilst Sue and her boyfriend get messy with each other. I played the part of the boyfriend and I gently but firmly messed up the rather tentative Sue. Sandie was so impressed and got so excited that she actually began to frig herself, her fingers working overtime deep inside her panties. Mike quietly and efficiently filmed Sue and me and he also filmed Sandie enjoying herself. I did all the usual moves with Sue, starting with the usual pie in the face and I tipped a couple of litres of custard onto her blond hair for good measure. Naturally, she retaliated and gave me the same treatment. It became a game of tit-for-tat as I squirted chocolate sauce over her elegant red dress and she made a similar mess of my smart shirt. After rubbing handfuls of creamed rice all over her tits I turned her round and did the same to her attractive arse making her red dress slippery with smooth yellow custard. Sue seductively smeared stuff all over my shirt and undid a few buttons. I now reached into her cleavage and smoothed custard inside her well filled bra. After massaging her soft breasts for a while I decided that the time had come to pull her dress up so that I could slip some slimy spaghetti into her very pretty knickers and handfuls of cool rice pudding all over her thighs and then slowly up and down her long, stocking clad legs. I followed this up with some enthusiastic licking of her tits whilst my probing sticky fingers explored deep inside her panties. Sue’s hands strayed down inside the front of my trousers to see if I had become stiff – I had, of course, ( who wouldn’t ? ) and I became even more so when she poured syrup down there and then gave me a sticky hand massage. Actually, I think Sandie whispered the idea into Sue’s ear. Both Sue and I could see Sandie, skirt up around her waist, black stocking tops on display, her fingers unmistakably busy inside her panties, genuinely getting herself so agitated that her moist panties were actually dripping with juices. I don’t know if Sandie knew that we were watching her enjoying herself and that Mike was filming her busy fingers at work – she probably didn’t even care. As for Sue, although she had started by doubting that slapstick could ever be fun and sexy she had now become fully engrossed in the idea. What with seeing Sandie in a state of euphoria and with me enthusiastically smearing goo on her tits and into her clit, Sue suddenly became so aroused that she rapidly ripped my trousers off, pulled my pants down and began to frantically suck on my throbbing, syrup covered cock. Her sexual passion was now fully aroused. She plastered it with custard and licked it off, then chocolate sauce and licked that off too before smearing it with more handfuls of smooth, creamy custard before taking me deep into her greedy mouth. I tipped rice pudding onto her already plastered down hair and it flowed off her head, down her face and onto my glistening cock and Sue greedily sucked that off too! Sandie exploded ! Now, thoroughly worked up, Sue told me to fuck her. I couldn’t refuse – it was clearly not a request ! I bent her over the table. I didn’t bother to pull her once elegant dress up, I simply ripped it from the hem right up to her waist exposing her superb trembling arse framed by her black suspenders and stockings and I roughly yanked her custard filled panties down. I then smeared a full can of golden syrup all over her quivering bum and, grasping her waist, slid effortlessly and decisively into her. By now Sandie was desperately looking round for a dildo or something else suitable but she could find nothing. Sue and I changed position and I lubricated her with chocolate sauce before entering her from the front whilst, at the same time, licking her gorgeous tits. Then I squirted custard into Sue’s gaping clit which gushed out when I rammed into her once again and we writhed and shuddered to a noisy and very messy climax. Sandie climaxed at the same time ! Also noisily ! Glancing up from Sue, I could see that Sandie’s dripping panties were saturated and that her thighs were glistening. Her juice filled hand was now inside her bra and she was playing with her erect nipple with her eyes closed and whimpering softly, still totally unaware that Sue and I were watching. Although none of this was in the script, Mike carried on filming. He would heavily edit the footage saving the offcuts for the private library. However, Mike now had two big problems. The first problem was that the storyline was that Sue would leave the room ( to shower and change ) and that now it was to be Sandie who would receive my attention but Mike’s camera had developed a fault and we had to abandon the session. The second, and bigger, problem was that a frustrated Sandie, who had got so aroused watching me with Sue, was now frantic for me to mess her up too. I will tell you what we did to placate Sandie later but Sue, who was totally satisfied, wanted to have more messy fun so Mike later cast her in his blockbuster film WSM 9. Sue & Shakina in Vintage Film 9. Mike was very explicit on the storyline of his greatest film production WSM 9 ( now a Vintage film ). It was to feature a yuppie couple, the gorgeous Shakina and her ‘husband’ Bob, the idea being that she had some very erotic ( and I do mean very erotic ) dreams of her being messily ravaged by Bob but, sadly, she was never actually satisfied in reality. This film featured all of the elements of Wet look, Slapstick and Mud. So, in four beautifully filmed scenes, we see the gorgeous and very spunky Shakina ‘dreaming’ of being soaked, oiled, covered in chocolate sauce, and having a very muddy experience in deep, oozing, foul smelling mud in a river estuary, all with her ‘husband’ Bob and all whilst wearing and destroying some very smart, sexy and very expensive fashionable outfits. She had told Bob about all these dreams and tried to encourage him to do it with her as it would, in her opinion, greatly improve their sex lives. She told him that her messy dreams always ended with them both having the most amazing and messily outrageous sex but he was resolutely uninterested. In the fifth scene she takes him on a picnic and deliberately plasters him with food and she even gets him to do the same to her but he doesn’t see the point as they have ruined all their expensive clothes and, worse still, she hadn’t been satisfied either. So who you gonna call ?.... Professor Treacle of course. In the sixth and final scene I was to teach both of them how to achieve the height of sexual arousal using food: and I did... with the enthusiastic help of Sue. The scene opens with myself and Sue, my assistant, in my office and some gratuitous fondling. Mike had to film two versions of this because Sue got a bit carried away! Shakina and Bob visit to ask for my help. I try to explain the art of slapstick by demonstrating ‘dry’ on Shakina but sceptical Bob objects saying that I am simply using it as an excuse to grope his wife - as if I would ! Shakina sensibly suggests that it would be more beneficial if we were to demonstrate using real food instead of just pretending and, who'd have thought it, I just happen to have a huge table in the room next door laden with everything you could ever need and in enormous quantities. Bob is not happy for me to demonstrate on Shakina, much to her obvious disappointment, so I am forced to ask Sue to be my victim – sorry! – model. Sue feigns reluctance, “ Another outfit and hair style ruined ! ” she says, but perks up when she realizes that she will have to demonstrate on me to show Shakina what to do to Bob. And so we did it. All four of us. I’m not telling you what happens nor am I going to spoil the unanticipated ending - you have got to buy this amazing film and watch it again and again with your wife, lover or both. ( No NOT both at the same time !! ). What I will tell you is that the film had to be heavily edited to produce the version you can buy because we all went much further than you’re allowed to see and that an unforgettable time was had by all. [ Ed. WSM will shortly release the downloads from Vintage Film 9. The TRIPLE XXX version will be available in late 2014. As the Professor says, you MUST see this. ] So Sue did get her wish to have another session with me but still wanted more – she is insatiable and now very much into slapstick fun. [ Ed. Sue came back several times and WSM recently published a Tribute to her. Her five films and image sets, where she had fun with oil, custard, mud and immersing herself in a ‘cattle bowl’ are hugely popular and are all available by merely taking a subscription with www.wsmprod.com. ] Sandie gets Satisfied As promised, back to the unfulfilled Sandie. We left her in a state of euphoric arousal, frantically wanting to get it on with me but, due to a technical fault, we were unable to continue. We had to send her home, Mike had the camera repaired and we revised the story. He called us back to the studio the following week and she eagerly accepted his invitation. When I arrived at Mike’s studio Sandie was already there wearing her waitress gear and was very eager to start. “I’ve been fantasising about this all last week.” she whispered to me. “ I expect you to do a bloody good job messing me up so you’d better not disappoint me. ”. The revised storyline was that both Sue and I had both left the room and Sandie was left in an unfulfilled state of euphoria. To explain away the fact that the room had been cleaned we wrote that, for some reason, she had cleaned up the room ! She is still wearing the same clothes as before so it looks like a seamless continuation. Fortunately, she had washed her previously soaking panties ( or, maybe she kept those as a souvenir and bought some new ones ). I re-appeared, having washed and changed, and was surprised to find her still there and the room tidy. Sandie explained that she adores getting messed up when fully clothed and that she was really aroused by our messy antics. She was so disappointed that Sue and I had finished and left her there as she had secretly yearned to participate. I said that I felt the same way about having messy fun and then she tells me how she would have wanted to mess me up just as Sue had done….. if only there had been any food left. She doesn’t just tell me what she would have done - she demonstrates on me...but ‘dry’. Using only her hands a very horny Sandie tells me how she would have poured stuff onto my shirt and rubbed it all over me, then she would have opened my shirt and done the same. She graphically goes on doing this for quite a while, her hot, enthusiastic fingers pretending to smear food slowly and sensually all over me, finishing with her hands down my trousers as she excitedly describes everything she would have done to me if only she had a few litres of custard and a large tin of syrup. Sandie then asked me just what I would have done to her if we had any food available. I demonstrated exactly what I would have done to her by scrupulously rubbing my hands all over her taut little body, putting handfuls of ( invisible ) custard inside her crisp, white blouse, smearing imaginary syrup all over her smooth black stockinged legs, plopping imaginary rice pudding into her lacy, white panties, daubing imaginary chocolate sauce all over her delectable little arse after pulling her chic little black skirt right up to her waist, and explaining how my sticky fingers would have gone on to probe deeply in her panties and would mix all the slop into one gooey mass. My probing fingers gently explored deep into her warm clit. I also undid her blouse and released her firm tits from her pretty bra so that I could ‘demonstrate’ how I would have been fervently licking her custard covered tits and her erect nipples. Now you must remember that Sandie had frigged herself to a climax just watching Sue and I and the memory had lingered on so, although we were running ‘dry’, her juices were literally flowing and her lacy white panties were, once again, sopping wet. Not only that but she had already read the revised story and that had made her even more aroused. Pulling her sopping panties down slightly I gently licked her streaming clit. Back to the story - after re-arranging her bra, buttoning her blouse and pulling her skirt back down from around her waist Sandie now revealed that she had especially kept some food aside just in case she had the opportunity to continue with me where Sue had left off and so we need no longer imagine what we would do to each other – we could actually do it.....now! And we did. Well, Sue had been game but Sandie was a woman driven frantic with desire and she went absolutely wild. This wasn’t just the script – this was Sandie wanting to, at last, fulfil her erotic fantasy. She had waited two weeks for this and had fantasized what I was going to do with her. She had also fantasized about what she planned to do to me. She readily let me destroy her white cotton blouse and her pretty bra didn’t survive either as I enthusiastically embarked on my sticky exploration of her smoking, quivering body pouring custard, chocolate sauce, rice pudding, eggs, baked beans, eggs, spaghetti, tomato sauce, salad cream, cherry pie filling, syrup, jam, soup and even some huge and very gooey cream cakes all over her. After completely covering Sandie from head to toe with all this slop I then enthusiastically and meticulously smeared it all over her wrecked clothes. My sticky hands rubbed all of this slop all over her blouse. Undoing some buttons I revealed her pretty bra. Gently smearing goo all over the lacy fabric I then paid meticulous attention to her heaving breasts which I caressed with smooth chocolate sauce for several minutes. Sandie whimpered with pleasure. She gave a yelp of delight when I gently tweaked her nipple. I soon explored more delights, rubbing handfuls of custard up and down Sandie’s slippery stockinged legs and I removed her black high-heeled shoes to squish even more custard into her exquisite feet before replacing her shoes. Getting two handfuls of oily spaghetti I now moved up Sandie’s smooth, long legs to have a go at ruining her smart, black skirt. I daubed the pasta all over her skirt and then, for good measure, coated it with handfuls of syrup and about a dozen eggs which I smashed onto her arse. I then squirted custard onto the front of her skirt followed by a lot of tomato soup. Mission accomplished – after spending some time fondling her delectable eggy arse her smart, black skirt was well and truly ruined! Sandie’s panties were the next focus of my fervent explorations and I hoisted her skirt to get to them. Firstly I slopped some beans inside them and then dropped some shelled eggs in too. Then, teasingly, I pulled her skirt down again. I poured a very large jug of treacle up her skirt, all over her hot, inviting thighs, onto her trembling arse, into her slop filled panties. I then, after re-filling the jug with chocolate sauce which I poured it all over her tits, head and pretty face. Sandie’s hair was now a clogged mass of multi-coloured goo especially after I had, earlier, kneaded a full kilo tub of greasy butter into it. Her elegant black skirt was completely covered with sticky slop and her sheer black stockings were glistening with custard, syrup, cream, soup, treacle etc. all of which cascaded down her slender legs and straight into her high-heeled leather shoes. Slimy egg had oozed out of Sandie’s panties and also trickled down her legs. Pausing only to grab some thick chocolate sauce I slipped both sticky hands into her lacy bra and gently released her luscious tits which I covered with the dark chocolate. Then I fervently licked her tits, tenderly flicking my tongue over her erect nipples. Kneeling down I pulled her saturated skirt up to her waist, buried my head in her crotch and licked custard and treacle from her thighs. With her skirt still up around her waist I slowly turned her round to display her panty encased arse and, bending her over, slammed a gooey cherry pie onto her delectable bum and licked that off too being sure that my tongue did not miss any of the scrumptious sticky cherries which were tumbling down her legs. To complete my messy annihilation of this delightful young girl, I made her sit on the edge of the table and I gently spread her legs apart so that I could put a very generous handful of creamed rice into her already overflowing panties. My fingers were soon busy mixing and smearing it all into her clit. When my probing work was done I eased her panties off and tossed them aside. Pushing Sandie’s legs further apart I thrust my head, once again, between her slop covered thighs so that I could let my tongue do its pleasant work on and in her creamy warm slot. Sandie moaned with pleasure. Although she was now, a quivering wreck and had, without any doubt, orgasmed several times Sandie did not forget to satisfy me too. After my tongue had completed it’s ardent exploration of Sandie’s clit, she now gave as good as she had got. Standing up she began by ripping my shirt apart and frantically plastering me with all of the stuff I had used on her. Mike had to tell her to slow down so that he could film it but she had forgotten that he was even there. She was far too busy vividly fulfilling more of her fantasy. I slammed a huge pie into her pretty face thinking that this might slow her down but she simply wiped her eyes, licked her lips, smiled and set about messing me up with resolute determination. Her wild sticky hands were all over me as she grabbed more and more gooey food and her eager fingers made sure that my bulging trousers were not overlooked. She frantically pulled them down so that she could concentrate her efforts on that bulge which twitched uncontrollably in my straining briefs and which visibly enlarged even more when she released it from my pants and tenderly slid her gentle, sticky hands along its length for several minutes. When she then laughingly covered it with a deluge of smooth custard and began to mischievously flick the tip of her tongue over my glistening knob and then, slowly but surely, eased my cock into her capacious mouth I was on the verge of exploding. We stood up and embraced each other passionately – Sandie with her skirt still up round her waist and panty-less and me with my gleaming, erect cock sticking out. As she pulled me against her trembling body my cock brushed against her streaming clit which made her shudder involuntarily. We continued to rub our bodies rhythmically against each other, our goo-filled hands reaching down to intimately and tenderly fondle each other. Now, like Sue before her, Sandie decided that she wanted me inside her but, unlike Sue, she said nothing. Instead she simply slid down into the immense pool of goo on the floor, slightly parted her legs and, smiling, winked at me. I took the hint. Gently spreading her slippery nylon covered legs even further I slowly and teasingly penetrated her warm, juicy, inviting clit and we steadily moved as one. Sliding slowly around in the slop we gradually raised the pace until we were wildly thrashing about. For ages, our bodies were intertwined and our primal urges were being gratified before we collapsed, exhausted, into a sticky, gooey heap. We lay in each others arms for a while to get our breath back, tenderly caressing each others sticky bodies. Strangely, there was now another problem – in fact there were two The original storyline was to have been that, at this point, Sue would re-enter the room, clean and dressed in a fresh sexy outfit, and ‘catch us at it’. She would then be dragged into the deep pool of goo and Sandie and I would both mess her for a second time before tearing her clothes from her quivering, wracking body and the three of us would then go at it again. Mike had also envisaged some girl / girl fun whilst I chucked custard and stuff over them. Unfortunately, Sue had been called into work and could not come. The consequence was that we had enough food already prepared for the continuation of the story with Sue and it could not be saved for another day - so what to do ? The second problem was that Mike had not got the footage he needed to complete the film. He now had plenty of ‘porno’ stuff ( for the private collection ) [ Ed. And also for the WSM Triple XXX Collection ] but not enough ordinary action because, as I said before, we had gone too fast for him to film it all properly. Both problems solved. After a short break Sandie and I eagerly put our wrecked clothes back on and, using the second lot of food, started the action all over again! This was by far the messiest session anyone has ever done before or since and at the end of it we were totally unrecognisable being covered from top to toe in food. Sandie’s hair was a sloppy lump of multicoloured goo and her skin was slippery and slimy as well. One reason that Sandie's hair was in such a state is that I had rubbed a second kilo tub of soft butter into it! Under the warm studio lights the butter began to melt and trickle, greasily, down her pretty face. Her poor stiletto shoes had also received my special treatment again as I had filled them with syrup, eggs, chocolate and jam before tenderly putting them back on her stockinged feet so she could enjoy squelching her toes around in the goo. As soon as Mike told us that he was now happy with the footage the insatiable Sandie suggested that we get naughty again and so we did. Pulling Sandies wrecked skirt up to her waist once again, I literally tore Sandie’s sullied panties off her, the flimsy, delicate fabric ripping easily, and she zealously pulled my wrecked briefs down to get her eager, sticky hands on my pulsating cock which she skilfully stroked and squeezed for a few minutes before she hungrily licked it and took it deep into her insatiable mouth. Putting several sticky fingers into Sandies inviting clit I, once again, probed deep inside her, stroking her warm flesh until she squealed with delight. Sandie frantically licked the sensitive end of my knob onto which she had plopped some cherry pie filling. Soon we were at it again, playfully slopping great handfuls of goo over each other and intimately groping each other. I tore at Sandies ruined blouse which ripped easily and once again released her tits so that I could massage them with more creamy custard and lick it off them. Her nipples seemed even more erect as my tongue did its pleasant work. Very soon we were both wanting to shag once more. Sandie knelt down, stuck her bum in the air, clearly inviting me to shaft her again. Before doing so I slammed a very creamy chocolate gateau onto her tantalising arse. Sandie squealed with delight and her firm young body shuddered with pleasure as some of the cool sticky cream went deep into her gaping clit closely followed by my big fat cock. This time we were totally uninhibited and we could thoroughly appreciate the joy of slapstick lovemaking. Between licking food off each other and meticulously exploring each others sticky bodies we shagged in the slop for what seemed like ages. Kissing each other passionately we collapsed, exhausted, in the vast pool goo and held each other close, our bodied heaving breathlessly, until we eventually recovered. [ Ed. I carried on filming all this ( and got quite excited myself ) so this mind blowing footage will also be in the Triple XXX Collection ]. Sandie’s laddered stockings, which she had kept on all the time, were a testament to the ferocity of our activities and her chic black skirt, although not torn, was only fit for the garbage along with her tattered underwear, her blouse which I had ripped to shreds and her once smart black shoes. She decided to keep her suspender belt, probably as a reminder of the day. Sandie didn’t give a damn about her ruined clothes; in fact, as we showered together, meticulously washing each other, she revealed that she had her own idea for another messy fantasy story. [ Ed. The amazing story above will be released early 2014 as movie WSMXXX015 “ Sandie gets Satisfied ” and will be available through the WSM Online Store ] Unlucky Sue was dejected at having missed a most amazing session but she later had a part in WSM 9 ( remember ‘Shakina & Sue’ above ? ) so we did get to have another intense and very messy encounter. Sandie wants to come back to the studio another time wearing a glamorous blue silk evening dress over some wildly extravagant and erotic La Perla underwear. I’m hoping that this will include a low cut bra which will enhance her cleavage and that her panties will be provocatively transparent. She also wants to wear some very sexy black silk, seamed stockings held up by seductive satin suspenders together with some very high-heeled, black stiletto shoes. She would have her hair and make-up done especially for the occasion so that she would look like a film star and she wants me to wear a white tuxedo, black trousers, a dress shirt and a black bow tie. For some reason Sandie also wants me to wear a very soft leather pouch! I wonder if they make them that big !!! Her intention was that this would be the raunchiest, messiest destructive session ever with all of our clothes being stained with slop and then ripped to shreds, culminating in the most extreme, earth shattering sex. She also wanted me to pleasure her with a variety of toys as well as mountains of food. This delightful girl is certainly into slapstick sex in a big way. Sadly, Mike has been unable to take her up on her excellent story idea. This is only because we lost contact with her as she moved down South. Such a pity as I was really looking forward to doing that with her. Next time Professor Treacle recalls recent WSM auditions “ Search for a star ”. |